Dishonorable Mentions - T-Shirts, Unhinged Funny Tees

You're The Aww To My 'Tism

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Y'all Ain't Seen Shit I've Only Been Fartin'

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You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella

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What Combo Of Meds Will Make Me Feel Like I Grew Up With A Father

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Your Dad Makes Jokes, Mine Makes Mistakes.

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Of Course I Have A Praise Kink I Was Ignored As A Child

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Just Enough Childhood Trauma To Make Me Funny

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I Go To Therapy Because My Family Won't

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Therapy Is Not Enough I Need To Fight My Parents

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Therapy Is Not Enough I Need To Fight My Family

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I May Not Have Generational Wealth But I Definitely Have Generational Trauma

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Yeah I'm DTF (disappointing the family)

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Contrary To Popular Belief I Have A Dad (he's just dead) to me

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Mom's Favorite

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Not Mom's Favorite

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Dad's Favorite

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Not Dad's Favorite

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Man Of The House (first born daughter)

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Shit Show Supervisor

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Dr. Phil Would Have A Field Day With My Family

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I'm Half Cursed On My Dad's Side & Half Doomed On My Mom's Side

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Traumatized By My *Mom* Not Being There And By My Dad Being There

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I'm what you call a double threat (mommy and daddy issues)

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I endured soul crushing childhood trauma and all I got was this dark sense of humor.

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I Have Childhood Trauma (this claim is disputed by my father)

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Drunk And Ready To Talk Politics

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I Have Childhood Trauma (this claim is disputed by my mother)

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Traumatized By My Dad Not Being There And By My Mom Being There

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T-Shirts

You're The Aww To My 'Tism

Y'all Ain't Seen Shit I've Only Been Fartin'

You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella

What Combo Of Meds Will Make Me Feel Like I Grew Up With A Father

Your Dad Makes Jokes, Mine Makes Mistakes.

Of Course I Have A Praise Kink I Was Ignored As A Child

Just Enough Childhood Trauma To Make Me Funny

I Go To Therapy Because My Family Won't

Therapy Is Not Enough I Need To Fight My Parents

Therapy Is Not Enough I Need To Fight My Family

I May Not Have Generational Wealth But I Definitely Have Generational Trauma

Yeah I'm DTF (disappointing the family)

Contrary To Popular Belief I Have A Dad (he's just dead) to me

Mom's Favorite

Not Mom's Favorite

Dad's Favorite

Not Dad's Favorite

Man Of The House (first born daughter)

Shit Show Supervisor

Dr. Phil Would Have A Field Day With My Family

I'm Half Cursed On My Dad's Side & Half Doomed On My Mom's Side

Traumatized By My Mom Not Being There And By My Dad Being There

I'm what you call a double threat (mommy and daddy issues)

I endured soul crushing childhood trauma and all I got was this dark sense of humor.

I Have Childhood Trauma (this claim is disputed by my father)

Drunk And Ready To Talk Politics

I Have Childhood Trauma (this claim is disputed by my mother)

Traumatized By My Dad Not Being There And By My Mom Being There

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