Family Disappointments

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To

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Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come

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I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life

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I endured soul crushing childhood trauma and all I got was this dark sense of humor.

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Diagnosed But Mom Said No

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Diagnosed But Mom Said No

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I Come From A Long Line Of People Who Should Not Have Reproduced But Did Anyways

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Not Dad's Favorite

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I endured soul crushing childhood trauma and all I got was this dark sense of humor.

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I'm what you call a double threat (mommy and daddy issues)

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Traumatized By My *Mom* Not Being There And By My Dad Being There

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I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Father

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I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Father

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I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Mother

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I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Mother

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Your Dad Makes Jokes, Mine Makes Mistakes.

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Therapy Is Not Enough I Need To Fight My Family

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I'm Disappointed In Me Too Ya'll Ain't Special

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Being The Family Disappointment Is A Difficult Job But Someone's Gotta Step Up

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I Have Childhood Trauma (this claim is disputed by my father)

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I May Not Have Generational Wealth But I Definitely Have Generational Trauma

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I Come From A Long Line Of People Who Should Not Have Had Children But Did Anyway

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Yeah I'm DTF (disappointing the family)

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Dad's Favorite

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Dr. Phil Would Have A Field Day With My Family

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Dr. Phil Would Have A Field Day With My Family

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I'm Half Cursed On My Dad's Side & Half Doomed On My Mom's Side

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I'm Half Cursed On My Dad's Side & Half Doomed On My Mom's Side

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Family Disappointments

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To

Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come

I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life

I endured soul crushing childhood trauma and all I got was this dark sense of humor.

Diagnosed But Mom Said No

Diagnosed But Mom Said No

I Come From A Long Line Of People Who Should Not Have Reproduced But Did Anyways

Not Dad's Favorite

I endured soul crushing childhood trauma and all I got was this dark sense of humor.

I'm what you call a double threat (mommy and daddy issues)

Traumatized By My Mom Not Being There And By My Dad Being There

I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Father

I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Father

I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Mother

I'm One More Minor Inconvenience Away From Becoming My Mother

Your Dad Makes Jokes, Mine Makes Mistakes.

Therapy Is Not Enough I Need To Fight My Family

I'm Disappointed In Me Too Ya'll Ain't Special

Being The Family Disappointment Is A Difficult Job But Someone's Gotta Step Up

I Have Childhood Trauma (this claim is disputed by my father)

I May Not Have Generational Wealth But I Definitely Have Generational Trauma

I Come From A Long Line Of People Who Should Not Have Had Children But Did Anyway

Yeah I'm DTF (disappointing the family)

Dad's Favorite

Dr. Phil Would Have A Field Day With My Family

Dr. Phil Would Have A Field Day With My Family

I'm Half Cursed On My Dad's Side & Half Doomed On My Mom's Side

I'm Half Cursed On My Dad's Side & Half Doomed On My Mom's Side

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